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There's this hacker going around that will post pornographic pictures to your gallery/On your page. Especially of a male's nether regions. So, If he finds that he finds that you've been posted this to your journal or your page, he'll know you know what's going on, and he'll won't hack you. Please repost this for your safety! I don't want you all getting hacked etc.!! Also, if I do this or say, "I hate you all", then it isn't me. 
Be safe, my nakamas!

See ya soon!

Lucy Heartfilia was taking a tour of the Phantomhive manor, when Sebastian Michaelis stopped her, and offered her a cookie. She gladly accepted, because she figured it would be rude to refuse. Once she took a bite of the cookie, her taste buds were jumping for joy at the wonderful taste in her mouth. "Mmm! This is wonderful!" she said. "Why thank you. I made them myself." Sebastian replied. Lucy knew she wanted more of Sebastian's amazing cookery, so she asked, "How much for a batch?" Sebastian then said, "10,000 flourins, my dear."

10,000 flourins? This had to be a mistake. "I'm sorry, how much did you say?" Lucy tried again. "10,000 flourins." So it wasn't a mistake. Lucy had to get Sebastian to lower the price somehow. But how, she thought, and then she had an idea. 'If it worked with the man in the magic shop, it has to work again!' She was going to try sex appeal.

She struck a seductive pose. "Oh come on, how much is it really worth?" Lucy said in a sexy tone of voice. Sebastian knew where this was headed, and he decided it was time he beat her at her own game.

"Ah, I see where this is going." Sebastian made a face filled with lust, and said in his own sexy voice, "Well, for such a lovely lady such as yourself..." he said, rubbing her chin romantically. This was a surprise toward Lucy. What was going on? No matter, she thought, he'll lower the price. "20,000." What was going on? She thought sex appeal would lower the price, but instead made it escalate!

Sebastian explained, "10,000 for the cookies, and another 10,000..." He took of his shirt, exposing his well toned abs. Lucy blushed looking at them. "For a treat of another sort." What just happened? It was like he beat her at her own game! Sebastian bit off his gloves and put an arm around her, increasing her heart rate. "Well, dear?" He asked.

Lucy couldn't take it. She was overwhelmed with love and confusion. Finally, she gave up. "Screw it, you win!" she said, out of frustration. Sebastian smirked, satisfied with his work. "I thought so." He then kissed Lucy, making her blush deeper, and put his shirt and gloves back on.

Bob: Hi. I'm Bob, and I'm a Scorpio. *hits table*

Sally: Hello. I'm Sally. I'm a psycho. *hits table*

Bob: My father locked me in the closet when I was five years old. *hits table*

Sally:My dad came out of the closet when I was seven years old. *hits table*

Bob: I'm self-centered and obsessed with my appearance. *hits table*

Sally: I'm from Los Angeles also!

Bob: I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top. *hits table*

Sally: I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on crack!

Bob: I have an imaginary friend named Bosco. *hits table*

Sally: YOU KNOW BOSCO?!

Bob: I'm neuronic. I need to see other people. *hits table*

Sally:I'm schizophrenic. I AM OTHER PEOPLE!

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